Quotes from Dr. Angry Head
Jake: Merry Christmas, or should I just go screw myself?
Becker: No, relax, I've reached a non-aggression pact with the holidays.
Reggie: It's an angel blowing a trumpet.
Becker: Looks more like Liberace drinking a martini.
Linda: Hey, Margaret, did I mention that outfit looks really great on you?
Margaret: What do you want, Linda?
Linda: You're right, that was an obvious lie.
Becker: Look, Santa, the traditional greeting is "Ho ho ho." If a pretty girl walks by and you just say "ho" she has every right to deck you.
Jake: Since when did you get involved in the toy drive?
Reggie: Since I decided that my sole purpose in life is to crush her like a bug.
Reggie: Can you give kids used toys?
Bob: Reg, they're orphans. If they don't mind used parents they're not gonna mind used toys.
Kid: Mommy, I don't like that scary toy! It's mean Mr. Angry Head.
Becker: It's Dr. Angry Head.
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