Quotes from Smoke 'em if You Got 'em
Margaret: Oh, it's rare to find this level of reparté. It's like PBS.
Bob: Yeah, without the P.
Becker: Throw them away.
Margaret: Why don't you throw them away?
Reggie: Because throwing away anything he's already paid for would kill him faster than the cigarettes.
Becker: Do you have a standing rib roast with garlic mashed potatoes?
Reggie: I've got a standing pot of water with some hot dogs floating in it.
Bob: All of a sudden I start having that dream, the one we all have, y'know, where you're making love to a woman and her legs turn into a pair of scissors.
Bob: Let me guess, Becker. Still a little low on vitamin smoke?
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