Quotes from Beckerethics


Bob: He doesn't appreciate you for the fine person you are. The fine, full, ample, rounded...
Reggie: Bob.
Bob: What? You picked the shirt, Bob's only human!

Greg to Reggie: I believe in love at first sight. Don't you?
Bob: I do.
Jake: I did.

Becker: Go away! How many times do I have to tell you people? I've met Jesus, we didn't hit it off.

Anita: Hey, no one gets hurt by what I do. Well, except one guy, but he pays extra.

Margaret: Maybe what you did was the right thing.
Becker: Then how come I feel like crap?
Margaret: That's how you know.

Reggie: I can't believe how close I came to being Mrs. Greg Jackson.
Becker: You're kidding, right? Did you hear that, you guys? That would have made her Reggie Jackson.


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