Quotes from One Wong Move


Margaret: You ever thought about naming your personalities?
Becker: You ever thought of giving me a little more respect around here?
Margaret: Oh, I thought about it.

Becker: Lunch to go, please.
Reggie: Anything in particular?
Becker: It doesn't matter, just put the brown stuff on the green stuff and then put the yellow stuff on the side, there.

Reggie: So, how was the food at Wong's?
Becker: It's Chinese food. What's the difference?
Reggie: If there's no difference, Becker, why not eat at Wong's instead of Ming's?
Becker: 'Cause there's no difference. Why not eat at Ming's instead of Wong's?
Margaret: Because there's no difference.
Becker: Which is exactly why I eat at Wong's.

Becker: You can't hit people, not even Bob.

Scalper: Hey, you want to buy some tickets.
Reggie: Actually, we do.
Scalper: Eighty bucks.
Jake: Eighty bucks?!
Scalper: Hey, am I asking you why a blind guy's going to a hockey game?

Jake: It's not my fault that John got stuck at the office because he had no help.
Linda: No help? What am I?
Margaret: You're no help.


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