Quotes from Sue You
Jake: Wow, John, you're really angry. This is a side of you we've seen before.
Becker: I'm not your average moron.
Jake: Uh, John...
Becker: I know what I said!
Margaret: Now that he's unemployed, Louis has some time on his hands. Some men drink, some men knit. Apparently my husband drinks and then he knits.
Linda: What exactly is it?
Margaret: He calls it a swest. Not quite a sweater but more than a vest.
Linda: It looks like someone ate a box of crayons and threw up a sweater.
Reggie: Can you believe that guy is suing Becker? He's lucky he didn't die on that treadmill.
Bob: Can you imagine if he had? I mean, how bad would that be? Lying face down on a dirty sweaty piece of rubber while it sands your nose off.
Bob to Ruth: How about we go back to my place and I massage you with exotic oils?
Becker: What are you gonna do, rub your hair on her?
Jake: No, no, you think that's a bad way to die? Now how about this? You're in the woods. Your pants are made of meat. Then come the wolves.
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