Quotes from Small Wonder


Linda: Good morning.
Margaret: You're late... and you're blonde.

Becker: Look, I'm not saying he's not a perfectly nice guy...
Arnoldo: Have a nice day, folks.
Becker: You too! I'm just saying he's a harbinger of doom.

Becker: Let's do the dance. Have you quit smoking? Changed your diet? Started exercising? Reduced your stress?
Vinnie: I bought one of those vibrating arm chairs.
Becker: Oh, good. Good, good, good. Well, now pick it up and go for a walk, you moron.

Bob: How long has it been now?
Becker: A few months.
Jake: A few months?
Becker: Months, years, 1989, what's the difference?

Arnoldo: You're going to gym, right?
Becker: Yeah.
Arnoldo: Can you do a deep knee bend?
Becker: Yeah.
Arnoldo: Good, then you can kiss my ass.

Jake: Be careful of my fingers, I'm in the middle of a really great book.


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