Quotes from The TorMentor
Becker: Guess who's coming to town.
Linda: Santa Claus?
Reggie: Hey, Becker! You all remember John Becker, and if you don't, just say you do.
Becker: To me it's a book, to you it's a booster seat.
Becker: He is getting older, maybe his memory's starting to go.
Margaret: Gore Vidal says he has one of the greatest minds of the twenty-first century.
Becker: Why do you always take Gore Vidal's word over mine?
Bob: When I look in the mirror, what do I see?
Jake: A shrimpy guy with greasy hair and a pointy face?
Bob: Hey, I thought you were blind.
Jake: You got a shrimpy greasy pointy voice.
Becker: I was special, you said so.
Fowler: It was Harvard, everyone was special.
Becker: Oh, give me a break, Harvard is nothing more than a breeding ground for piss-ant little morons who went to Harvard just so they could say they went to Harvard!
Bob: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home, burp, and take a nap.
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