Quotes from Superbob


Becker: It's three in the morning, Alexei, I know you're there. C'mon, you can't be asleep, you don't work. What could you possibly be tired from? Y'know, we didn't knock down the Berlin Wall so you could import your Soviet-style incompetence to the Bronx, so put the vodka bottle down, get up here and fix my sink!

Reggie: You live in a dead guy's apartment?
Becker: It's a very old city, everyone lives in a dead guy's apartment.

Bob: Bad news, it looks like Linda's kicking Bob out of her apartment.
Reggie: Ah, the tribe has spoken.

Becker: Why don't you make a John Becker special?
Reggie: Oh, I would, except for who'd buy a sandwich made of crab, bologna and bullsh...
Becker: Hey!

Margaret: It was very Christian of you to take him for as long as you did.
Linda: Hey, you have an extra room at your house, don't you?
Margaret: You tell that little termite where I live, I swear I'll take you both out.

Margaret: A new low, Linda. You are now hitting on a cardboard box.

Becker: Cheer up, Reg, as a restaurant this place is a toilet, but as a toilet it could be really special.

Becker to Linda: If I were capable of killing someone, would you still be alive?


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