Quotes from You Say Gay Son, I Say Godson
Becker: Don't you think you might be overreacting? I mean, you already bought the card, why didn't you just sign his name?
Margaret: Because it's my damn birthday.
Becker: Oh, happy birthday. Say, are we having cake?
Adam: I was hoping for some advice on how to tell my dad.
Becker: Oh, wow, oh, jeez. I always thought if you called me it'd be to ask me for money and I'd know the answer to that.
Reggie: Hey, I am the better person, and if I have to humiliate that phony bitch to prove it, I will.
Becker: Mr. Berman, next time you want to pet an animal, try a dog. New York squirrels have way too much attitude.
Mr. Walters: You're an idiot. You passed up lunch at the Four Seasons to eat at Ming's?
Becker: Mr. Walters, your wife and your girlfriend are both patients of mine. Watch who you call an idiot.
Becker: Ming, you got another fortune cookie.
Bill/Ming: I'll tell you your fortune. If you don't order something soon, a tall dark man is going to throw you out on your cheap white ass.
Becker: You think it would help if I talked to him?
Adam: Why, 'cause you're so good at it?
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