Quotes from The Ugly Truth
Reggie: Becker, it's that time of year. Haven't you noticed all the bums are in their winter boxes?
Becker: Are you telling me you're afraid of the dark?
Bob: I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of the evil it conceals.
Becker: A big storm is coming and you, my friend, are a trailer park!
Margaret: Did you actually think that you could hide this from me?
Linda: You tell me, I broke it four days ago.
Bob: It's like my dad always told me, don't do anything well that you don't want to do again... which explains why I'm an only child.
Becker: You what kind of person tapes another person? Nixon!
Linda: Are you okay?
Becker: I'm just really pissed off.
Linda: So you're okay.
Margaret: Nothing kills your sex life more than hearing your parents enjoying theirs.
Bob: Electricity's just like plumbing, only without the water. I learned that the hard way.
Reggie: Linda, look over there. What do you see?
Linda: A hunk and a freak.
Reggie: Exactly. And who do you think's behind that?
Linda: God?
Margaret: Our friendship is raising a few eyebrows. We are from very different worlds.
Bob: You mean because you're black?
Margaret: No, because you're Bob.
Jake: Mr. Big Storm downgraded to Tropical Wuss.
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