Quotes from 2001 1/2: A Graduation Odyssey
Margaret: Morning, John.
Becker: Oh, yeah, yeah, just great, yeah. I got a toilet that won't stop and a car that won't go. I got neighbor that won't shut up and a breakfast that won't stay down.
Margaret: Like sands through an hourglass, these are the days of my life.
Becker: They're so bad their mascot should be some guy beating a dead horse.
Margaret: I don't like to lie, it's wrong.
Becker: Says who?
Margaret: The lord.
Becker: The lord? Margaret, this is the Bronx, believe me, he's not here.
Becker: I've gotta work on this speech. I'm really stuck here.
Margaret: We're all stuck here.
Chuck: I'll be honest, doc, I feel pretty.
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