Quotes from Pretty Poison
Megan: John, guess what? I left my husband. After all this time we can finally be together.
Becker: I hate this dream.
Bob: Becker having sex? Nah, I don't see it. But if I get that new drill I will.
Megan: I'm so glad you're here.
Becker: Y'know, I don't hear that a lot.
Becker: Chinese food too? Boy, add sex and a football game, this'd be like the best day of my life.
Jake: I still can't believe he released his credit card from its calf-skin prison.
Margaret: John, I know it's none of my business, but this Megan sounds like trouble.
Becker: Oh, come on, so she has a little baggage.
Margaret: Baggage? She's like a carousel at JFK.
Megan: She obviously has some pathetic delusion that you're going to drag her out of her dreary life.
Becker: Drag her where? Into my dreary life?
Becker: Well, it looks like you guys had a nice little visit there.
Reggie: Are you kidding? She's nuts.
Jake: I don't know what she looks like, but based on the conversation I heard I picture her with pinwheel eyes and cuckoo coming out of her forehead.
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