Quotes from The Princess Cruise


Linda: How long does this usually last?
Margaret: Usually until he kills something. Last time it was the Coke machine. He said it was staring at him.
Linda: I know how that feels.

Bob: It's a sin that such a beautiful woman is wasted on a guy that can't even see her!

Heidi: We gotta go. That little man, he's staring at me again.
Bob: Well, all right then. I'll see ya!

Reggie to Bob: Is it my imagination, or are you not as close to the floor as usual?

Linda: It's what kind of cruise? Please tell me you mean happy.

Reggie: At what point did you realize it was a gay cruise?
Becker: Oh, I don't know, somewhere between YM and CA.

Linda: Dr. Becker, I promise, someday you'll look back on this and laugh too.
Becker: Maybe. Maybe. But before that day comes, I'm going to kill you. And then I'm going to use my powers as a physician to bring you back to life, and then I'm going to kill you again.

Margaret: John, you have been tormenting her for days.
Becker: Yes, and so far, much more fun than my vacation.

Becker: What am I supposed to do, like, find the humor in all of this?
Margaret: Why not? Everyone I've told has.

Bob: That was your solution? To say goodbye?
Jake: What else was I supposed to do?
Bob: You tell her to go home, hose off and put on a dress! That's like having an incredible piece of candy. So what if it falls on the floor? You pick it off, wipe off the dirt and pop it back in your mouth.

Linda: Some guy named Trent called. He said he knows you're not gay, but if you just give him five minutes he's sure he could change your mind.
Becker: Tell him no thank you. Five minutes? What could he possibly do in five minutes?


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