Quotes from The Trouble With Harry


Ditka: By the way, I'm very self-conscious about these beefy hands.

Linda: You don't have to bite my head off.
Margaret: Like I need more empty calories.

Becker: I'm gonna toss him in a dumpster.
Margaret: There are people who eat out of dumpsters.
Becker: Circle of life, Margaret, circle of life.

Jake: He's really good-looking, isn't he?
Reggie: I could lick his face like a Dove bar.

Jake: I want a big funeral where people come and celebrate my life and talk about all the great things that I've done. Man, I gotta start doing some great things.

Becker: You're a real pain when you're on a diet.
Margaret: Well at least I have an excuse.

Bob: I thought you were getting rid of cinder-fella.

Becker: The problem's not me, it's the city. Not one place in all five boroughs you can get rid of a dead guy. Damn Giuliani.
Margaret: Oh, you're not fooling me for a second. You know that that's a human being, or was a human being, and you are too good of a person to just throw him out.
Becker: Oh, yeah? First good wind, this guy's in Jersey.

Margaret: Don't talk to the urn. It's weird.


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