Quotes from Heart Breaker
Linda: Mr. Brown is in 1 with something gross, and Mrs. Gross is in 2 with something brown.
Bob: So, Becker's taking a walk down Sesame Street.
Bill: So, what happened, did you have "old man" on your list for the scavenger hunt?
Linda: C'mon, Margaret, why can't I leave early? You're always saying I don't do anything. What's the difference if I do an hour less of it?
Becker: What would I be nervous about?
Bob: About the fact that a twenty-seven-year-old was gonna see that your fifty-year-old body looks like it needs ironing.
Jake: It could be any number of things, John. I mean, it could be that you're worried that she knows a whole bunch of sexual tricks.
Becker: Oh, come on, it's not like I don't know what's going on out there. I got cable.
Becker: Y'know, Bob, everything you say to me just mirrors your own inadequacies.
Jake: Isn't that basically just, "I'm rubber, you're glue?"
Becker: At least this way she'll always wonder what might have been instead of knowing just how bad it could be.
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