Quotes from The Film Critic
Becker: I'll just smoke my cigarette. Ten fewer minutes of a life I'm not thrilled about anyway.
Bob: You happen to have a handicapped friend.
Jake: Screw you, Bob.
Bob: Oh, I'm sorry, "specially abled." Like it takes a special ability to walk into a lamp post.
Reggie: Come on, Jake, use your powers for good.
Margaret: What do you mean, you don't want to talk about it? Fine, if you don't want to talk about it then we won't talk about it, but believe me, when I get home we're gonna talk about it.
Becker: Don't you just hate it when you buy a T-shirt and the instructions are in French?
Becker: I feel for you, Reg, but I gotta be honest, the only bitching I can tolerate this early is my own.
Reggie: If you shoot at the queen, you better kill her.
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