Quotes from Hate Thy Neighbor

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"I have lived in New York my whole life, and I thought that I had seen it all, but this morning there was a cow on the subway tracks." -Margaret

"The man across the hall came out of an eight-year coma to ask that you please shut up." -Elizabeth

"Why exactly did you save his life?" -Reggie
"Had to, took an oath. Why'd you volunteer to take him home?" -Elizabeth
"Had to, lost a coin toss." -Reggie

"Should have been a clue when he didn't have a vowel in his name." -Margaret

"Hey, foreign guy! Do you really like that music or is it just the thrill of having electricity?" -Becker

"Nice place, sort of early crime scene." -Elizabeth
"It's messy but it's clean." -Becker
"There is a cockroach the size of my fist in your bathroom." -Reggie
"So step on it." -Becker
"I did. That just made it angry." -Reggie

"How do I look?" -Linda
"Not subtle." -Margaret

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