Quotes from My Boyfriend's Back

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"If I'm a half a second late the bug up his butt grabs the stick up his butt and beats me with it." -Linda

"Single-cell organisms used to stare up at him from their petri dish and say, 'Hey, look, it's stupid.'" -Becker

"Let's not get haughty about professions Mr. Extra, Extra, Read all about it." -Becker
"I also sell mints." -Jake

"I let off a little steam and I'm feeling a lot better." -Becker
"Since when do you have a finite amount of steam?" -Margaret

"Hey, as pathetic as I am, you're my assistant." -Becker to Margaret

"Good morning." -Bob
"Good riddance." -Becker

"He's probably married." -Becker
"He's not, I checked." -Bob
"Maybe he's poor." -Jake
"He's not, I checked." -Bob
"Maybe he's gay." -Becker
"He's not, I checked." -Reggie

"...and as popular as you were in high school, I hope you're twice as popular in the joint!" -Reggie

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