Quotes from Linda Quits


"I say if your husband's not employed, and your house is on wheels, maybe you oughtta buy less beer and more condoms." -Becker

"You're just upset because you were unlucky in love." -Reggie
"I was not unlucky in love. I was unlucky in court." -Becker

"Are you capable of doing anything right?" -Becker
"Well, yes, but none of those things seem to count here." -Linda

"Can't you see that that was a cry for help?" -Margaret
"Margaret, this is a doctor's office. We're not here to help people." -Becker

"Why do you even want a job?" -Becker
"Dr. Becker, if you won the lottery would you quit being a doctor?" -Linda
"In the middle of an operation." -Becker

"I have a real urge to hug you." -Linda
"Yeah, I have a real urge to kill you and live here." -Becker


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