Quotes from Crosstalk

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Reggie: "Why would we do this with you?"
Bob: "Because if I hit it big, it'll kill you that you didn't get in on it."

Bob: "You know, they say money is the greatest aphrodesiac."
Reggie: "No, that's alcohol, and trust me, there isn't enough of it in the world."

Father Joe: "I happen to know a lot of religious doctors."
Becker: "I know a lot of alcoholic doctors. It doesn't make heavy drinking a good idea."

Father Joe: "Oh please, I've been a priest thirty years. You think there's a form of 'I don't believe' I haven't heard? You think I'm going to lift my skirts, jump on that desk and scream, 'Eek, an atheist?'"

Margaret to Becker: "Oh, they are building you a condo in hell even as we speak."

Bob: "This world of high finance is just like sex with my ex-wife. You're up, you're down, you're in, you're out, you're never quite sure when it's over, but in the end you know it's going to cost you money."

Jake: "Disney bought Jesus?"

Becker: "I thought you people were supposed to like everyone."
Father Joe: "It's not always easy."
Becker: "Tell me about it."

Father Joe: "So you married?"
Becker: "Divorced twice."
Father Joe: "There's a shocker."

Becker: "Well, I still feel like a schmuck."
Father Joe: "That's okay, I forgive you."
Becker: "Like you have a choice."

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