Quotes from One Angry Man


Becker: "Put the bible down, nobody gets hurt."

Linda: "I can't believe I'm getting paid to sit around, eat candy and do nothing."
Becker: "I'd think you'd be used to it."
Linda: "Yeah, but the interesting people I meet here don't sneeze on me."

Margaret: "Without patients and doctors a medical office runs like clockwork."

Margaret: "Bob, when are you going to get tired of sponging off Linda?"
Bob: "Sponging off Linda. What a lovely thought."

Jake: "I don't want to walk down the street with a dog and have people say, 'Oh, here comes that blind guy.'"
Bob: "And what do you think they're saying now? Here comes Tiger Woods and his nine-iron?"

Margaret: "Jake, I think you need a lot of training to have a guide dog."
Bob: "Hey, between the two of them they've got six legs and two eyes. Let them work it out."


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