Quotes from The Roast that Ruined Them

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Becker to Reggie: "I think it's great. You couldn't find a boyfriend so you grew one."

Liz: "Can we please do it?"
Becker: "Even though that was phrased as a question, it really wasn't, was it?"
Liz: "Not really, no."

Jake: "Most women your age are getting face-lifts or boob jobs."
Reggie: "I wanted to get a boob job, but newsstand operator was taken."
Jake: "Okay, let's not do this anymore."

Liz: "I have been slaving away all day to make a nice meal and you're dumping salt on it!"
Becker: "It brings out the natural flavor."
Liz: "Yeah! Of salt!"

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