Quotes from All the Rage

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Bob: "Ahoy, polloi. I bring sad tidings from Bob-land. I have officially joined the ranks of the homeless."
Reggie: "As if the homeless didn't have enough problems."

Margaret: "Linda, I know you have a big heart, but are you sure this is a good idea?"
Linda: "You're the one who's always telling me to help the needy."
Margaret: "Yes, but..."
Linda: "And isn't Bob needy?"
Margaret: "Oh, yes, but..."
Linda: "And isn't that what Christianity's all about?"
Margaret: "Christ never meant Bob."

Becker: "Well, I had my first anger class, and it really works. I'm pissed as hell."

Becker: "This is my favorite. A negative emotion advance warning system."
Reggie: "That's a rubber-band."
Becker: "Oh, college girl."

Jake: "That sounds like it hurts."
Becker: "It does."
Jake: "Won't that make you more angry?"
Becker: "Shut up."

Linda: "He's just like a stray dog. He follows me around, scratches himself, and he keeps leaving nose-prints on my windows."
Margaret: "Well, maybe it's time you took him to the woods and let him go."
Reggie: "You really should do the responsible thing first and get him neutered."

Becker: "That's not fair."
Richard: "Dr. Becker, remember what we say. Fair is a place where hogs compete for ribbons."

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