Written by Ian Gurvitz, Directed by Andy Ackerman

Guest starring Kathleen Freeman as Edith and Evelyn, Annie Wood as Theresa Campbell, Adrian Wenner as Brad

Co-starring Robert Arce as Walter, Robert Catrini as delivery guy, Jesse D. Goins as locksmith, James R. Whitson as lawyer, Sean Marquette as Jimmy, Dyllan Christopher as Sean

"For God's sake, if you're gonna kill yourself, you know, at least have the decency to wait until after rush hour." -Becker

"Psychology, yeah right. How hard can it be? Hi. You hate your mother. That'll be a hundred bucks." -Becker
"As opposed to, get lots of rest and drink plenty of fluids, that'll be a hundred and fifty?" -Reggie

"Geez, Becker, you've never even met him, it's like you pre-hate him." -Reggie
"Saves time." -Becker

"He's a college kid. Basically, that's a penis with a backpack." -Becker

"I can't believe in this day and age you're still using rats to study psychology. You wanna learn about people, use people. I mean, we got a city full of the homeless and a lot of subway tunnels." -Becker

"This Brad guy sounds a little young for..." -Jake
"He's not that young." -Reggie
"Could you cut the crusts off my sandwich?" -Brad

"I'm startin' to think this woman bored herself to death...." -Margaret

"You know, yelling doesn't solve anything!" -Linda
"Oh yes it does, it makes me feel better." -Becker

"Oh, I hate when I do that." -Jake after he accidentally stumbles and pulls the fire alarm