Quotes from Lucky Day
"What's your problem? Would a lucky day destroy your view of life as a bleak and punishing hell?" -Reggie
"It took you awhile, Reg, but you finally figured him out." -Jake
"The money's all here. What are you, an idiot?" -Becker
"Jeez, Becker, this is your lucky day. You lost your wallet on the street and got it back." -Reggie
"I lost my wallet in my parents house and didn't get it back." -Jake
"Why is it that the good patients always die and the pains in the asses go on and on?" -Becker
"Here's your letter and a change of address card." -cute female postal worker
"Thank you. Oh, actually, I haven't moved." -Becker
"I have." -cute female postal worker
"Oh. It's better here. I think that extra penny for stamps is really workin' out." -Becker
"It's been happenin' throughout history. Yeah. Beautiful cruise ship? Iceberg. Cinderella finally meets the prince? She loses her slipper." -Becker
"Wait wait wait. Didn't the prince use it to find her and then they lived happily ever after?" -Jake
Oh, come on, please. That's just the candy-ass version they give to the kids. What really happened is, Cinderella goes back to live with her step-mother who forces her into a life of prostitution working the not-so-enchanted streets around the castle." -Becker
"Pick me a horse." -Jake
"I don't wanna..." -Becker
"Come on, John, you're like a big white rabbit's foot! Look, look, just point to one, there's got a to be horse that's perfect for you. Lucky John, Doctor's Joy..." -Jake
"Fine. There." -Becker
"Royal Pain." -Reggie
"Close enough." -Jake
"Do you know how lucky you are to have a man who know your needs, knows your wants, knows your name?" -Linda
"Action Show. The 'blank' team." -Reggie
Hmm. If I remember correctly, that would be the mind-numbing-pablum-to-keep-the-masses-from-doing-anything-interesting-with-their-lives team." -Becker
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