Quotes from Limits and Boundaries

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"Do you remember when you said that if I ever needed help that I shouldn't hesitate to ask you?" -Mrs. Johnson
"Doesn't sound like me, but you've never lied before." -Becker

"I've been telling you for years, I'm a brilliant doctor." -Becker
"All you did was hit me with a book." -Jake
"Yeah, but now I'm gonna charge you for it. See how brilliant I am?" -Becker

"Aren't we gonna say grace?" -M.J.
"Yeah, we have to say grace." -Keesha
"Actually, no we don't. This is Chinese food. They don't say grace in China." -Becker
"Why not?" -Keesha
"Because if you do they run you over with a tank. Now just eat." -Becker

"Is this chicken?" -M.J.
"You like chicken?" -Becker
"Yes." -M.J.
"That's chicken, then." -Becker

"Dr. Becker, is she your girlfriend?" -M.J.
"No." -Becker
"Ewww." -Reggie
"You could have just said 'no.'" -Becker
"No I couldn't." -Reggie

"Doc?" -M.J.
"What?" -Becker
"I think you oughta marry that lady that brought the food." -M.J.
"Reggie? No, that would never work." -Becker
"Why not?" -M.J.
"Someday when you're older I'll explain the concept of 'high maintenance.'" -Becker

"Okay, I want you two to sit down, read your books quietly, and wait for your mom. And I don't care if the boogeyman, bigfoot, or a fifty foot spider comes through that door, you don't move, okay?" -Becker

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