Written by Russ Woody, Directed by Andy Ackerman

Guest starring Elya Baskin as Alexi, Annie Wood as Theresa Campbell, Mark Davenport as Mr. Kirkham, Michael Charles Roman as 10 year old John, Gretchen Storms as Holly, Jennifer McComb as Heather

"We already have the perfect relationship. She cooks my food, cleans up after me, neither of us listens to a thing the other says...it's like marriage without the heavy lifting." -Becker

"Gotta accept it, Jake, as soon as you get involved with a woman it's only a matter of time before you're the next contestant on 'Guess why I'm mad.'" -Becker