"Last time I was on the subway, within five minutes I got mugged, lost and felt up." -Jake

"I'm gonna be late for my date. I don't want to start a relationship with this guy thinking I'm flaky." -Linda
"Well, if you can keep that from him, then he's the one for you." -Margaret

Written by Ken Levine & David Isaacs, Directed by Andy Ackerman

Guest starring Jonathan Nichols as Jimmy, Kevin Richardson as Dr. Stewart, Peter Iacangelo as Rich. Co-starring Scott Thompson Baker as Dr. Witlin, Connie Sawyer as Mrs. Yudelson